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Graham?
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Graham.
What?
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How do you turn this on?
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It is on.
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How do I record?
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Press the button.
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This one?
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Yeah.
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Why's the light on?
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It's in standby.
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Oh, right.
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Tam-Tam?
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Tam-Tam, when I say go,
I want you to explain
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what day it is and who's coming,
okay, love?
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Why?
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Well, so we have a record of it.
You don't want to forget it, do you?
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Hang on, let me find the button again.
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Right.
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And...
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Go.
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Well done, Tam-Tam.
Do you want to watch it back?
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No, thanks.
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All right. We'll watch it later.
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Oh, I can't bloody do it.
Where's the pumper?
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What do you mean you can't do it?
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It's these stupid long ones.
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Well, stretch it, Graham, stretch it!
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Oh, just get me the pumper!
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I told you to do them last night!
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He's here! Graham, oh, my God!
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All right, calm down,
he's only flesh and blood.
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I know, but in our house!
Graham, oh, my God!
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His turds are brown, aren't they?
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Oh, Graham...
Well...
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Oh. He's here, Tammy!
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Hello! Come on, come in.
She's just through here.
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You, uh, found us all right, then?
Yeah, no problem.
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Oh, this is my wife, Jan.
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Oh!
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Hi. Frankie Parsons.
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I know.
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She's a big fan of yours.
Oh, Graham.
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Lovely to meet you.
You've got beautiful eyes.
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Oh. Oh!
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Uh, you know Sally from the Make-A...
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Wishmaker, UK.
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We spoke on the phone. Hi.
Hi.
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Oh, gosh, what a lovely house.
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Oh, thank you, it's a...
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So, is this jasmine through here?
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Tamsin.
Tasmin?
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Tamsin.
Tamsin.
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Hello, Tamsin.
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Happy birthday.
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So, you're nine today, are you?
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Oh, hang on a second.
I just want a video of this.
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Do you mind?
No, no, not at all.
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I'd like a copy for myself, actually.
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I'm excited to meet this brave, little
girl who I've heard so much about.
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You want me to step out
and come back in again?
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Oh, yes, please.
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Ready? Hey!
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Oh, there's no need for you to do that.
I'll go and get the pumper.
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It's okay! I got it.
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Too many cigarettes.
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Are you okay?
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Almost done. One more push.
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Oh...
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Daddy!
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Shit, what's happened?
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Jan!
He fell.
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Um, what do you mean he fell?
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Mr. Parsons!
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He's...
Mr. Parsons!
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Get him a cup of water or something.
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Jan!
What's he done?
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He's not breathing!
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Here.
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Do you take sugar, Sally?
No.
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Yes, actually, do you have sweeteners?
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Um, Jan, do we have sweeteners?
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In the drawer.
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Which?
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The one with the Hoover bags.
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Sorry, I still don't...
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I'll get them.
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She's upset.
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She wanted him to sign her CDs.
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Oh, we have autographs on file.
I can arrange to have one sent.
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Oh, thanks.
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Be worth a few bob now, I should think.
I know.
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Mr. Forbouys is on his way.
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He said don't touch anything
until he gets here.
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Right.
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Mr. Forbouys is Frankie's manager.
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Was Frankie's manager.
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Here. They're packet ones, I'm afraid.
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She nicked them off a train.
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Oh, Graham!
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Well, it hardly matters now, does it?
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We've got a world-famous dead pop star
in our Tamsin's bedroom.
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No one's going to mind
about a few stolen Canderels.
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Oh, Tam-Tam...
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Love...
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Are you sure we shouldn't call 999?
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Mr. Forbouys said to wait.
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Said this place would be crawling
with pigs if we do that.
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You mean police?
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No. I'm talking about press, ain't I?
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If they find out Mr. Parsons died
in that way, they'll be like vultures.
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Must be awful doing that job.
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You know, you're either
a pig or a vulture, aren't you?
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You're never a horse
or a creature with dignity.
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Horrible.
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I suppose they'll all want
to get the first picture.
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Mmm. Look what they did to Diana.
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And Kate.
Yes.
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Her boobs are out there now.
She can't take 'em back.
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We've got to protect Frankie's legacy.
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Absolutely.
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Are you all right there, Tam-Tam?
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Do you want me to take that off you,
love?
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Can I take the balloon, please, miss?
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Aw, let her keep it.
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The balloon?
What do you want it for?
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Well...
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I believe that you are in infringement
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of Mr. Parsons'
intellectual property rights.
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What?
It's a comfort to her.
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It's only a balloon, for goodness' sake.
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One that contains Mr. Parsons' breath.
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His actual dying breath.
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Oh, good lord.
Oh, that's made me go all funny.
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Oh, just give it to him, Tamsin.
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There you go.
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Careful!
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All right. It's fine.
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Tie a knot in it.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I just can't do the...
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Use two fingers...
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I can't do it, can I? It won't...
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No... Let me do it.
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Just be careful, all right?
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Got it?
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If you'd only used the pumper,
none of this would have happened.
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Jan. please!
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There.
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Thank you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Let's just take a breath, shall we?
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Jan, go and get Tamsin's laptop
from her room, please.
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But Frankie's in there.
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Just get it, please.
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We need to find out
what we're dealing with here.
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My boss. Should I answer it?
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Yes.
No.
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Hi, Nigel.
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Oh, gosh. Yes, oh, I'm so sorry,
I completely forgot.
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I've got a little boy
with cerebral palsy
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who wants to play chess
with Noel Edmonds.
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Nigel, could you get Sandy
to cover for me at all?
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I'm just dealing with a situation here.
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No, no, no, no, it's all going well,
you don't have to come.
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It's just, um...
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Mr. Parsons wants to stay and...
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Suck off...
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Sing off with Tamsin on the karaoke.
Yes.
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Oh, they're having a ball,
they're doing La Bamba as I speak.
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♪ La, la, la, la, la Bamba
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♪ La, la, la, la Bamba ♪
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She's a lucky girl, isn't she?
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What is going on?
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Frankie's lying dead next door,
and you're singing Billy Joel!
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Bill Joel? That wasn't Billy Joel!
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Who's Billy Joel'?
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Are you serious? Who's Billy Joel?
I've heard it all, now.
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Well, whoever it is,
I don't think it's appropriate.
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Disaster averted. We don't really want
anybody else coming round, do we?
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Not until Mr. Forbouys gets here.
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I'm going to give this to you
as a neutral, okay?
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Yes. Fine. Oh, let me just
take my ring off, it's a bit spiky.
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There.
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That's better, isn't it?
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Is this some sort of party game?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Step away
from the balloon, miss, all right?
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What's going on?
Miss, I need you to step away.
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Oh, you've all lost your heads.
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All right, here we go. Look at this.
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Justin Bieber's fringe, $40,000.
Gosh.
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Elvis Presley's hair, $120,000.
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Michael Jackson's glove, $400,000.
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What's this got to do with anything?
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Jan, we've got a balloon here containing
Frankie Parsons' final breath.
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His actual dying breath,
captured and preserved for eternity.
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We've even got the video to prove it.
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Oh, that's sick.
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The world's sick, Jan.
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Someone paid five and a half grand
for Scarlett Johansson's used tissue.
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It's like Billy said.
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We didn't start the fire.
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You're going to sell
Frankie's last breath?
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Well, we don't know what it's worth,
do we? Could be 50 quid or 50,000.
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Or more. At Wishmaker UK, we get to see
the value people attach to celebrities,
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and it's quite staggering, I tell you.
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Something like this could make
a lot of children's wishes come true.
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Yeah, but this is Tamsin's wish.
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Isn't it, Ta m-Ta m?
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That wish belongs to us.
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What about Bermuda Love Triangle?
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It's a bit, uh, rocky,
given the circumstances.
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Yeah. I suppose we want
something more somber, don't we?
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But not maudlin. He was never maudlin.
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How about Feel You Up, Feel You Down?
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Was that the one where he tried to rap?
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Yeah.
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Oh, no, I don't like it, Sally,
he uses language.
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Oh, yes, shit, I'd forgotten, sorry. Oh.
Sorry.
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Frankie was best
when he was just classic.
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Do you know what I mean?
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Mmm.
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Timeless.
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My favorite was One Day In Your Life.
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Oh, yes.
That's the one.
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One Day In Your Life.
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Were you actually a fan of his
before you started to work for him?
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No. No, I prefer hip hop.
Gangster rap, that sort of thing.
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Oh. I once met Jazzy Jay in a lift.
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Right.
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Right, I've got some numbers for you.
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I spoke to a woman at Christie's and got
a ballpark figure for the last breaths
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of Nelson Mandela and Robbie Williams.
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I figured that Frankie
was somewhere in between.
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These are hypothetical last breaths?
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Yeah, yeah, hypothetical ones,
obviously.
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Aw, do you need a wee-wee, Tam-Tam?
Go with her, Jan.
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I don't need a wee.
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Come on, sweetheart.
Your dad wants to talk some business.
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So I said, imagine you're at Nelson
Mandela's death bed with a jam jar...
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A hm Sat'?
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Yeah, well, I was improvising, wasn't I?
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Well, that's one birthday
we won't forget in a hurry, isn't it?
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How many birthdays do I have left?
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We don't know, darling.
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Lots and lots, we hope.
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I liked Frankie. He was nice.
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Parsons at our house.
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That was going to be my moment.
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And now it's gone.
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Is it my fault?
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Darling, no, why would it be your fault?
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I wanted him to blow up the balloon.
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Well, you weren't to know.
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Will his soul go to heaven?
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Yes.
255
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,488
Yes. It will.
256
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,211
So, how are we going to do this?
257
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:31,001
Well, as a neutral, I'd say
the only fair way is equal shares.
258
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,161
Yeah, absolutely.
259
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,975
Third for you, third for me,
third for the family.
260
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,286
That sounds about right.
261
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,455
Hang on a minute, what do you mean,
"A third for the family?"
262
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,130
Oh, that's a lot of money.
263
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,645
Yeah, but there's three of us.
264
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:42,567
So, what are you saying?
265
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:46,009
We should split it in fifths.
Me, Jan, Tamsin, you and Sally.
266
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,082
A fifth.
I worked for him all those years
267
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,615
on shitty wages,
and all I get is a fifth?
268
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,560
Well, that's equal shares, isn't it?
Five people.
269
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:55,002
How about we compromise
and say quarters?
270
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,445
Quarters?
Yeah.
271
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,567
Twenty five percent each.
272
00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,880
So who loses out?
273
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:02,851
Nobody. You and your wife get half,
and we split the other half between us.
274
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,126
Yeah, and what about Tamsin?
275
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,804
She's underage.
So?
276
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,535
She's just a kid,
she shouldn't get that much money.
277
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:08,607
She's earned it.
278
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,895
What? By making him blow into a balloon
and giving him an aneurysm?
279
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,490
Mr. Vickers.
280
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:17,887
With respect, if we give Tamsin
an equal fifth, well...
281
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,281
That's gonna revert back to you
pretty quickly, isn't it?
282
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:21,441
What?
283
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:25,525
I mean, without being emotional,
when the inevitable happens,
284
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,364
you and your wife
are going to be sitting on
285
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:30,887
three fifths
between the two of you, and, uh...
286
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,566
Simon and I don't think
that's particularly fair, do we?
287
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,721
Uh-uh.
288
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,615
Now, just a minute...
Put it down, put it down!
289
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,563
This balloon actually belongs to us.
290
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,615
We paid for it,
Jan will have the receipt somewhere,
291
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,210
so you two can just fuck off!
292
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:45,761
I beg your pardon?
293
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,410
You heard me! Fuck off!
294
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,767
This is my house, my party
and my balloon!
295
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,524
You invited us here, Mr. Vickers.
296
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,921
Mr. Parsons gave up time
from his busy schedule.
297
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:58,210
I don't give a shit. He's dead now,
and I want him and you out of my house!
298
00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,575
And we'll go just as soon
as you give us what's rightfully ours!
299
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,604
What's rightfully ours, you mean.
Pack of 12, £1.99!
300
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,280
But what's inside it isn't yours, is it?
301
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,723
You own the skin,
but you don't own the air.
302
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:13,168
Oh, that's right. Nobody owns the air.
303
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,406
All right.
304
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,607
All right, well, if you want the air,
you can have it!
305
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,520
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
stop, stop, stop, stop!
306
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,406
Is this what you want?
307
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,084
Is it?
Stop it!
308
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,450
Get down off the sofa, Graham.
309
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,805
Give the balloon to Tamsin.
310
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,970
It's her birthday. It belongs to her.
311
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,728
She's neutral.
I thought I was neutral.
312
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,290
Not anymore, you're not.
313
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:54,807
You went from Switzerland to Nazi
Germany in one fell goose step.
314
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:57,441
Here.
315
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,004
Be very, very careful with it, Tam-Tam.
316
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,688
You know you wanted to go to Disney?
The proper one, not the froggy one?
317
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:14,962
Well, imagine this is your ticket in.
Yeah? Your golden ticket.
318
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:20,410
Don't make promises you can't keep,
Graham. She's been through enough.
319
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,326
Trust me.
320
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:28,362
Now let's sit down,
have a spot of lunch,
321
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:31,046
and we'll talk about this like adults.
322
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:39,682
Must be very rewarding, your job.
323
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,967
Yes, yes, I suppose it is.
324
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,769
When you see
a little boy's face light up
325
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,040
because John Terry's brought him
a signed England shirt,
326
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,129
well, you can't put a price on that.
327
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:53,691
But you can put a price
on a pop star's last-ever breath?
328
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,808
It's just a guesstimate.
329
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,281
Something to put in the budget,
you know.
330
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,722
Well, what's the best dream
you've ever made come true?
331
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,087
Mmm, I'm often asked that.
332
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:15,206
I'd have to say, and it sounds silly,
really, but there was a little girl
333
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:19,842
with, I think, Hodgkin's disease.
334
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,207
I don't get involved
with the illness side.
335
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,760
And her dream was to be a postman.
336
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,526
That's all.
Not give a letter to the Queen,
337
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,126
or meet Postman Pat, just be a postman.
338
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,040
Nigel shunted it my way.
339
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:35,805
Zero press interest, there,
of course, but...
340
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:39,726
When we gave her that letter and told
her to put it through the letter box,
341
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:46,406
the little giggle after it landed,
as if it meant the whole world to her.
342
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,246
Then she dropped down dead,
right there on the doorstep.
343
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:55,166
Press went mad for it.
So, up yours, Nigel.
344
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,443
That was my favorite one.
345
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,729
Mr. Forbouys said he'll be here
in 20 minutes
346
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,015
with the coroner and ambulance crew.
347
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,087
Okay.
348
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,481
They'll be incognito
so they don't raise any alarm.
349
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:13,846
Hmm.
350
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,844
Said he wanted to do this with dignity.
Absolutely.
351
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,480
You didn't tell him about...
Oh, no, no, no.
352
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,601
I'll just claim ignorance.
353
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,409
Yeah, probably best.
354
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,965
Was he a good boss?
355
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,485
Who, Mr. Parsons?
356
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,442
Bit of a dick, to be honest.
Yeah.
357
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,602
I mean, he knew how to work it
and all that,
358
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,170
but I don't think he was a happy man.
359
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,215
You should have heard the way he was
bitching about having to come here.
360
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,287
No.
Aye.
361
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:46,603
"I shouldn't have to be around these
sick kids. They make me depressed."
362
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,682
Oh, how disappointing.
363
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,047
Don't say anything to Jan, will you?
She'll be mortified.
364
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,884
Oh, no, no, no, of course not.
365
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,964
But, you see, that's the trouble
with being famous, isn't it?
366
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,769
Your life's not your own anymore.
367
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,649
Hmm. No, for real.
368
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,044
What the...
369
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,844
Oh.
Oh, thank God.
370
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:05,921
Oh, my God.
371
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,455
It was just a car backfiring.
372
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,975
I'm not being funny,
but I think we should put
373
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,889
the item upstairs
out of the way somewhere.
374
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,895
This place is gonna be crawling
with quacks in a few minutes.
375
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,649
Anything can happen.
Yeah.
376
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,087
And are the quacks
linked to the pigs or...
377
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,360
I'll put it in the spare room.
378
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,200
Well, as long as it's safe, yeah?
It will be.
379
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,362
Come on, Tam-Tam, give it to Daddy.
380
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:24,881
Good girl.
381
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,931
Let go, sweetheart.
382
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,649
Daddy needs this, come on.
383
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,166
Good girl.
384
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,000
Let go.
385
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,691
I'm coming with you.
386
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,441
Let's put some music on, Tam.
Cheer you up a bit.
387
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,804
Be about seven or eight minutes.
388
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,801
Cool.
389
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,005
Thanks, man.
390
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,883
You all right, Tam-Tam?
391
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:01,004
Do her another balloon, Graham,
she misses it.
392
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,730
How can she miss it? It's only a...
393
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,846
What color do you want, darling?
There's white, yellow, purple...
394
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,122
How many more purple ones?
Two.
395
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,491
You know, if we could sell the first one
to a private bidder,
396
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,291
no public auction,
confidentiality clause...
397
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,521
We've got the video evidence.
398
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,284
Just add a bit of Frankie's DNA.
399
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,926
Do it.
400
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,681
Isn't that cheating?
401
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:34,446
Doesn't matter. A thing is only worth
what someone is willing to pay for it.
402
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,055
Careful, Graham,
you'll do yourself an injury.
403
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,615
Well, go and get the bloody pumper,
then!
404
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,005
I don't know where it is!
405
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,806
Oh...
Just give me that.
406
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:43,961
Oh...
407
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,164
Oh, God, I'm feeling all light-headed...
408
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,321
Stretch it first.
409
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,970
I'm seeing stars.
410
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,530
Oh...
I found the pumper. It was in the...
411
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:07,691
Is Frankie better now?
412
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,169
Jan, take Tamsin to the toilet, please.
413
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,083
I don't want to go.
Just do it.
414
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,844
Come on, sweetheart.
No!
415
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,565
Mummy will change your bag for you.
416
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,927
No! I don't want to!
417
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,481
Is he...
418
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,086
He's alive.
419
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,321
Good.
420
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,731
Well, that's fantastic, isn't it?
Yes.
421
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,723
It's a very faint pulse.
422
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,847
Well, we just have to cross our fingers
and hope for the best.
423
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,046
Right.
424
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,125
What is the best?
425
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,695
How long till the ambulance crew
get here?
426
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,324
Five minutes.
Okay.
427
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,481
Okay. I mean, it's still going
to be worth something.
428
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,325
Someone bought Justin Timberlake's
toast crumbs for like, three grand,
429
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,721
I mean, it's not like it's been
a total waste of time.
430
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,643
Pick a hand.
What?
431
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,055
Pick a hand,
we've got to do this quickly!
432
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,208
Do what? What are we talking about here?
433
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:13,770
Just pick one for fuck's sake.
434
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,689
Huh. It's your job, man.
435
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,331
What, my job?
No, I found the coin, I won!
436
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,084
Coin loses.
Says who?
437
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,650
Just flip it. Heads or tails.
438
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,695
Hang on a minute.
How come this is just a two-man thing?
439
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:25,775
Do you want the money or not?
440
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:26,855
Yes!
Well then, call it, then!
441
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,975
She knocked herself out blowing up
a balloon, never mind that!
442
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,286
To be fair, so did he!
443
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:31,486
Call it. Call it!
444
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,642
No, I'm not prepared
to play God in this way!
445
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,564
That man's a huge star, he brings
pleasure to millions of people!
446
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,483
Not like that, he doesn't.
How do you know?
447
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,722
He had a brain aneurysm.
He's a vegetable.
448
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,295
He'll spend the rest of his life
bed-bound,
449
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:43,815
eating through a straw
and shitting into a bucket.
450
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,295
What kind of life is that? No offense.
451
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,401
No offense?
452
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,051
That one of the most offensive things
I've ever heard in my life!
453
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:53,729
Look, I spend my whole life making
other people's dreams come true,
454
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,055
standing by and smiling
while they fly off in a helicopter
455
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,289
with a candy floss in one hand
and a D-lister in the other.
456
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:03,206
Why can't it be my turn?
What about my needs, my wishes?
457
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,089
The man's alive.
458
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:06,889
Not for much longer.
459
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,447
Now call it.
460
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,281
No. I can't.
461
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:13,407
Call it.
462
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,527
Heads!
463
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,606
Heads.
464
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,969
You win. Fuck!
465
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,490
Get me a cushion.
466
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,606
Oh, I can't be here for this.
467
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,170
I can't witness this!
468
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,366
Oh, God.
469
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:43,921
Here.
470
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,928
Get his DNA on these.
471
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,924
We might be able to do something
with them at a later date.
472
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,001
Right.
473
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,642
I'll go and have a little chat
with Tam-Tam.
474
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,370
Tell her the bad news.
475
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,885
Right. I'm going with Mr. Forbouys.
476
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,689
Pigs'll be onto this within the hour.
477
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,527
So be ready, yeah?
Sit tight, and I'll be in touch.
478
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,964
Nice to meet you.
479
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:48,211
Well, the press are going to have
a field day with this.
480
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,931
We should have another look
at that camcorder footage, actually.
481
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,002
If we cut it into 30-second segments,
482
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,320
we might be able to sell a chunk
to each of the networks.
483
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:59,001
I wouldn't bet on it. Our Jan did
most of the filming, remember?
484
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:01,761
Oh, God, Tamsin!
485
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,609
Tam-Tam?
486
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:09,681
Tamsin!
487
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,766
Tamsin!
488
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,440
Tamsin, where are you, darling?
489
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,525
Tam-Tam?
490
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,926
Graham, where's Tamsin?
I can't find her.
491
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,081
Eh?
492
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,291
She's there, look.
493
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,401
Tamsin!
494
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,091
Tamsin? What are you doing?
495
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,321
Tamsin, no!
496
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,889
Shit!
Film it, film it, it's all we've got!